Katie Price stays silent
Ding! Yes, the bell has left for the last lap, and you will be concerned for serve report prior to entrance to a last choice. Sadly, though, I"m commencement to give up on eliciting the choosing by casting votes intentions of the Katie Price before well known as Jordan, notwithstanding carrying only perceived this summary asking me to replenish my subscription to her fan club: "I unequivocally goal you stay! Love and kisses. Katie xxx". The minx. I do hope, however, to endorse my suspicions that the Wurzels might well be hung; and there is additionally that story about Jack Straw and the ice thickk cream outpost I betrothed to discuss it you. Four days!
Tory plans are a fun
Laugh! At last a celebration viral thats funny. Its Labour devising a serving woman up to her elbows in David Camerons "big society", in the kitchen, catching up after a mark of lollypopping and light amicable work, and in progress tea for her daughter, only in from highway resurfacing. The write rings: "Hallo," she says, "Parole Board?". Excellent!
Gove does a curtain
Actually, whilst we"re on the Big S, yesterday it roughly tripped up Michael Gove, the Tory preparation spokesman, who has had a big campaign. But so has his questioner, Evan Davis, of the BBCs Today programme, whose close but lethal faux-naivety is a joy. Gove was in all sorts of difficulty over the, how shall we say, sketchy-airy inlet of the BS, but only managed to accelerate afar in to the sports segment. Next time?
Chris has crashed
But not for you, Chris Grayling, the shade Home Secretary who done his B(&B) conditionally homosexual and right afar contingency distortion on it. Office could be hours afar for Michael and David and Ken and (possibly) George, but Chris has crashed. The new man for the Home Office is Jeremy Hunt, former enlightenment spokesman, Britains sexiest MP, 2007, and a Cameroony of such loyalty that he is additionally awaiting a baby. Actually, Jeremy is a really penetrating Latin dancer, that reminds me...
Blair to enclose sequins
Tango! Great headlines for Tony Blair, who, I understand, has been at something of a lax finish given stepping down: an suggest to stick on Dancing With the Stars, the American Strictly Come Dancing. This is Conrad Green, the producer: "Tony ... come and put a little sequins on and have a genuine life". Splendid. It runs in the family, you know: I was examination Lionel still strutting his things only recently. Hes had his domestic moments, too: he used to have a dog that he declared Eric in reverence to an additional part of the clan, George Orwell.
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